Dear Hubbies:

In the first two years of mommyhood, before our babes can flourish a pen, paint a picture, or even comprehend how they’ve changed our world forever, it is up to you to “mother” us on Mother’s Day.

It’s simple… we’re tired and we look it. Here’s a gift guide (guy simplified).

Pick one or two and run with it. It’s Wednesday… plan ahead 😉 .

Love don’t cost a thing:

Breakfast in bed: Brunch is nice in theory, but it requires us to dress/prepare  the kiddo/kiddos, and race to look presentable. We’d much rather sleep in while you take care of morning duties/doodies, followed by breakfast in bed with cuddles for dessert. THIS alone would make our day!

A free pass to be dirty: Get your mind out of the gutter… it’s not that exciting for you. All we want is one full day free of cleaning, folding, sweeping, washing and wiping of any sort.

It’s the little things: 

A gift certificate for a blow out: We’re tired of our “top knot” and so are you. Send us off to Dry Bar for a wash, blowout, style and champagne and we’ll return looking like the hot mom of your dreams… now about that free pass to be dirty…

Gift Certificate for One Blowout: $35.00

Thanks a bunch: We will always… ALWAYS… love flowers. Just make sure to know our faves 😉 .

Peonies please!

Big things in small packages:

Initialize Me: Celeb moms (all moms!) everywhere love initial charms in all their variations. They’re classic, customizable and a lot less painful than a tattoo! Get yours from Ariel Gordon Jewelry, where you can choose from sterling silver, 14k gold, and with or without a diamond. Best of all… it won’t break the bank.  

P is for Parker… $115 – $395

You’re a shoe in: A sexy pair of stilettos will take us from super mom to super siren stat… and it’s just what we need (ok, want)! The payoff? You’ll see us in something other than sweats and be crowned god-of-gift-giving until holiday season. Let’s try these on for size… 

Giuseppe Zanotti Strawberry Silk Chiffon Peep-Toe Pumps… Price at your own risk

Happy Wife… Happy Life.